I am not very big but I know where I am not suppose to be.  I only had one accident and they are treating me like this.  Where is the love?

So what is next, do I go right here?  This floor is so hard to stand up on, I am always sliding around.

I take it this is the way out and this is the direction that I am suppose to go when I have to go.  That welcome mat didn't last long either, I liked to chew when I was a puppy.

Dry dog food, my favorite.  That bowl didn't last long either, my teeth are much stronger then that.

OK, you said SIT and I would get a treat.  I know that word TREAT and I know what it means, now give it up!!

My coat is so shiny and I am growing so fast.  These bowls are sure fun to play with after my food is going and sometimes before, we just dump it out.

First learning these stairs was hard but at 2 years old I fly down these things.

My first time that I would get this wet and I really didn't like it.  I couldn't get a grip and that water was cold.

Mommy loves to show me off and I am pretty much a ham also.  Now that I am 2 years old, I bet she can't hold me like that.

Mommy please get me out of here!!!!

Daddy when will you be done.  I like getting rubbed like this and I might just get used to it.

Mommy you are no help.  I don't know why you put these toys in there I can't play with them.

I'm trying to lick this bowl clean so I can carry it into the other room and chew on it.

So I sit weird at times, you just have to get used to it.

Daddy always has that camera in my face, I just want to lick it and him too.

TREAT???  How pretty do I need to sit?  Do you want me to role over or just shake?

That treat is going to tast good.  Now if I can get my tounge in my mouth I might be able to chew it

How pretty am I??

I am not in the mood today, the kids are gone and I don't have anyone to play with.  I get lonely when they leave after being here all day.

King of this Room.  I don't know what you are going to do to get past but I'm not moving!

Tired I am, and now I think it is time for my nap

Like my new bed?  It is mine so stay off.  If you try and get on it, I will join you and lick you until you move.

I just woke up and you still have that thing in my face?  I look like a big boy now and ready to take on whoever enters this house.

The sign says it all: SPOILED ROTTEN ROTTWEILER LIVES HERE!